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codeine all up in my sprite...I am going to party like a rock star tonight.

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On 16 May 2012 at 04:02 pm - Self Calls - by Brett Lawrie

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I am better than you and I know it...I am going to show it because I deserve it.

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On 15 May 2012 at 03:18 pm - Self Calls - by Ash Berry

5This is great! -

I spend a couple million, no stress at all.

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On 15 May 2012 at 08:34 am - Self Calls - by James Buchanan

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Private jets, private cars, private tours, that is the only way I roll.

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On 23 Apr 2012 at 02:20 pm - Self Calls - by UpYours

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Why do you think I have to tint my whip? Because I be getting some head right in my shit.

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On 17 Apr 2012 at 02:15 pm - Self Calls - by Tim Lincecom

Bitch, fuck you, I have been hot. I hit the streets and talk that talk, I walk that walk.

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On 17 Apr 2012 at 02:13 pm - Self Calls - by Tupac

I am the pretty mother fucker sitting on the throne with two middle fingers to showbiz.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 05:23 pm - Self Calls - by Cinderella

House full of money, tub full of bitches. I am feeling all right.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 05:17 pm - Self Calls - by Corey Booker

Please don't get your pussy on my leather seats.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 11:11 am - Hookup Calls - by Don Draper

Any day push that Benz or push that Lac. I am the best.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 11:02 am - Self Calls - by Meek Mill

My grind couldn't be any better.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 10:18 am - Self Calls - by Ann Romney

She said I was the future before she pulled off her panties.

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On 13 Apr 2012 at 10:16 am - Self Calls - by Stew McCracken

With so many hot girls in this world it would be a disservice to myself not to bang as many of them as possible.

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On 29 Mar 2012 at 10:22 am - Self Calls - by Holden Magroin

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Fuckers in this game use my name to get ahead.

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On 22 Mar 2012 at 03:50 pm - Self Calls - by Al Sharpton

9This is great! -

I am a Mercedes man...a late 80s man...a perennial ladies man.

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On 22 Mar 2012 at 03:49 pm - Self Calls - by Billy Joel

19This is great! -

1This is horrible!

Today, like every day, I am gonna crush pussy.

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On 19 Mar 2012 at 11:43 am - Self Calls - by Up Yours

15This is great! -

4This is horrible!

Counting a million dollars...can you blog about that? Yes.

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On 15 Mar 2012 at 01:25 pm - Self Calls - by Peyton Hillis

16This is great! -

1This is horrible!

$100 million ain't enough...I got 100 women, deal with it love.

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On 7 Mar 2012 at 07:34 am - Self Calls - by Donald Payne

17This is great! -

3This is horrible!

God please protect my wealth and protect me from broke ass bitches.

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On 7 Mar 2012 at 07:07 am - Self Calls - by Lenny Dykstra

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Half a million for the whip...zero dollars for the pussy.